[A black cat wearing a witch's hat sits in front of the camera]

I'll miss that fish stand guy. The fish better be just as good on here or you’re gonna have one unhappy kitty to deal with.

[Blair begins to lick one paw and then suddenly stops. Her tone of voice is much more enthusiastic now]

Hey, if we find a place that's filled with delicious fish and good looking boys then I want to stay there! Even if it’s kinda stinky.

[A sigh and then a smile]

Oh well! Blair will try to like it here.

[Suddenly a burst of purple smoke obscures the camera lens. When it clears there sits an incredible looking woman. Large breasts, small waist, cute face. She leans closer to the camera—perhaps a little too close.]

Does anyone wanna play with me?

[ A video appears on your screen.

First, all you can see is darkness, surrounded by a back-lit outline of a man. The man just sits there for a moment and for all you can tell he's staring back at you with the same intensity you're staring at him.

FLASH.

Out of no where, your video screen lights up with white brilliance and you're glad that this wasn't real life, or else you'd probably be extremely annoyed. A deep, confidant, booming voice follows: ]

Visitors of Enkhel.

[ Pregnant Pause. ]

I have reason to believe you're hiding something.

[ His voice and pitch rise to a forte, swimming in accusation. ]

You know something about this world, and I want to know what it is!

[ You hear a pounding, as if on some sort of desk, as you see the figure's arm move aggressively upward then down again. ]

You will tell me what you know!

[ A moment passes, but soon, much in the manner of before, out of no where everything on the video becomes light. This time, however you can see the entire area that was so mysterious before.

The figure at the desk is a raven-haired male, somewhere in his early 20s, and he's nothing like you expected. His face is beaming with a disarming smile that says 'HAHA, wasn't that awesome? I've always wanted to do that.'

He waits a moment, so you can take it all in, and continues speaking: ]

Haha! Just messing with you guys. How's everybody doing? I'm kind of new here so if anyone wants to show me the ropes, ins and outs, if you will, I'm game!